zeldathemes
I am 60% Fall Out Boy lyrics, 20% fandom references, 10% useless information, and 10% bad puns. make me tea and I'll love you.
It's Kind Of A Funny Story
I Guess This Is Growing Up
thedirtyoldgentleman:

yet—another—url:

awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes

That cat swallows souls

thedirtyoldgentleman:

yet—another—url:

awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes

That cat swallows souls

mmue11er:

Super selfies

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

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faketima:

[mutual reblogs a post i made] [checks their tags] [nothing]
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beeleaff:

jehlousy:

For years my dad would travel the world on tour and he would take fantastic photos. I always loved looking at all the photos that he took when he got back home. Just sitting with him and looking at all the stuff he has seen and experienced. Today I have been looking through all the photos again and I came across this photo. This photo was taken at Kew Gardens in London by my dad and I think is one of my favorite photos he has taken.


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beeleaff:

jehlousy:

For years my dad would travel the world on tour and he would take fantastic photos. I always loved looking at all the photos that he took when he got back home. Just sitting with him and looking at all the stuff he has seen and experienced. Today I have been looking through all the photos again and I came across this photo. This photo was taken at Kew Gardens in London by my dad and I think is one of my favorite photos he has taken.

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dreadfully-dull:

Do you ever, all of a sudden, get this overwhelming wave of self hatred? Like suddenly you hate your body, every inch, your face, your voice, your smile, your laugh, your personality.. you just want to disappear because you can’t stand to be yourself.

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

thedragonbornlives:

alfa995:

alornornola:

alfa995:

Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.

i have had enough of you furries

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Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.

What the fuck

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

soulquestin:

s-implysatisfied:

herdreadsrock:

contradistinctivelife:

theother-guy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

guilty lol i deny deny denyyy be looking at the texts like

"thats not even my handwriting "

Bruh lmao

Deny deny deny

That’s not even my handwriting lmao I’m out

vivalospunks

LMAO YOO

soulquestin:

s-implysatisfied:

herdreadsrock:

contradistinctivelife:

theother-guy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

guilty lol i deny deny denyyy be looking at the texts like

"thats not even my handwriting "

Bruh lmao

Deny deny deny

That’s not even my handwriting lmao I’m out

vivalospunks

LMAO YOO

taylertots:

just a warm up!

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

originalxbox:

"skype is a useful tool for keeping in touch with your loved ones"

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