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I am 60% Fall Out Boy lyrics, 20% fandom references, 10% useless information, and 10% bad puns. make me tea and I'll love you.
It's Kind Of A Funny Story
I Guess This Is Growing Up
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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springmaidendancer:

It’s not about seducing men, It’s about embracing womanhood. 
- Dita Von Teese

springmaidendancer:

It’s not about seducing men, It’s about embracing womanhood. 

- Dita Von Teese

verysharpteeth:

jenngeek:

doktorfylthe:

Characterization done right.

Steve Rogers in a single gif.

We joke about Steve’s patriotism as his strong suit, but his actual strength was his sense of moral right. His whole philosophy is summed up in the line “I don’t like bullies” in the first movie. Steve loves his country. He loves it enough to be at the front of the line trying to fix what he sees as moral wrong in it.

verysharpteeth:

jenngeek:

doktorfylthe:

Characterization done right.

Steve Rogers in a single gif.

We joke about Steve’s patriotism as his strong suit, but his actual strength was his sense of moral right. His whole philosophy is summed up in the line “I don’t like bullies” in the first movie. Steve loves his country. He loves it enough to be at the front of the line trying to fix what he sees as moral wrong in it.

sextpert:

you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine

legallyfucked:

Wish I had somebody to have deep conversations with at this time.

dannylowlife:

totalise:

1975blog:

can someone kiss me like this or

can matty kiss me like this or


I kiss my girlfriend like this 😊

dannylowlife:

totalise:

1975blog:

can someone kiss me like this or

can matty kiss me like this or

I kiss my girlfriend like this 😊

princesswetkitty:

I have really attractive followers and just bless the fucking lot of ya. you know who you are.

vodkaslumber:

lichq:

the last thing I want is to get attached and then get broken again. ha, noooo thank you.

I feel you 

me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you