I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me
Okay but Toph’s grandson is Skrillex.
Skrillex Beifong, metal bending banana sculptor.
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
people who listen to one song from an artist and call themselves a “diehard fan”
So in case anyone comes across a picture of Mark Sheppard’s car that shows his license plate, please don’t reblog. He was very upset that his privacy was violated in this manner and as SPN fans we should respect that.
in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”
and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”
if u ever reblog a bunch of stuff from my blog and worry about whether ive noticed all the notifications yes. i have. i have committed your url to memory. i will never forget your icon. you will be permanently assembled into my ever-growing list of “super cute and lovely people to invite to my birthday party”. welcome to your fate.
if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake
today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
I bet you’d sound adorable moaning my name.
You should cry about
Is that ice cream you dropped when you were 5
And the beauty of your wedding cake
But now you associate food with calories
And calories with self worth
So now you cry about food because you know you need it
But you can’t eat it
because the higher your calorie count
The lower your self worth
You need to remember that calories are merely the energy
Used for you to
study for finals
Say I do
Walk down the aisle
smile at your newborn baby
So next time you are crying about food
realize that food is life
But life is so much more than food
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending
at the perfection
in all of this
and let’s not forget the best one
i’m so satisfied