zeldathemes
I am 60% Fall Out Boy lyrics, 20% fandom references, 10% useless information, and 10% bad puns. make me tea and I'll love you.
It's Kind Of A Funny Story
I Guess This Is Growing Up
buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

daveygillywillymour:

"how many times are you going to listen to that song" until the void in my heart is filled

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image

this is extremely accurate 

photorator:

Abandoned school bus cultivates moss on the side of the road in Puerto Rico

photorator:

Abandoned school bus cultivates moss on the side of the road in Puerto Rico

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

lotsaspaghetti:

*semi-popular cartoon from 1997 with semi-sexual reference* THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

carpaydiem:

homophobic people be like: i’m not homophobic!1! i just don’t like the way gay people kiss, hug, breathe, move, talk, or exist!!!! but i’m not homophobic!!!1!

absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

luciferssugardaddy:

you didn’t even like his page how do you expect him to like your selfie

luciferssugardaddy:

you didn’t even like his page how do you expect him to like your selfie

All Time Low.

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*