FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS
Russell Howard is a national treasure.
Russel Howard for Prime Minister
I heard rumor of much wanking on Tumblr today and rushed to take a look, but there’s not a cock in sight. Clearly I was misinformed.
This place needs more porn.
This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful
The game has been changed.
the game has not been changed that is probably why he got a no with his insensitive unreasonable self
'I spent money on you now you are mine, since you said no I want a refund'….yeahhhhh good thing she said no!
Fuck you cunts! She will never be able to give him back the shattered pieces of his heart that she stole from him or repair the damage she caused, if she won’t return the love he had for her, she may as well return all the money he worked hard for just to shower her with it and express his love and desire for her that she had just thrown back in his face. This is the exact reason I laugh at my friend for buying girls expensive ass gifts haha. Oh and before you go saying that that is obviously why he probably gets more girls than me, every one of those girls left him within the first few months lol Heart-breaking, gold digging cunts.
why won’t the cunts love you tho
Everything that is wrong with the dating game, summed up in one headline.
A woman who turned down a marriage proposal from a wealthy suitor was shocked when he handed her a bill for roughly $185,000 that he claims amounts to all the money he spent on her.
Single mother Marie Lacombe(42), from Melbourne, Australia, says she was never actually romantically involved with 65-year-old Bruce Dusting, Scallywag reports.
So delusional guy twenty years her senior turns what she believes to be a friendship during a hard time to basically be indentured servitude. And SHE’S the bad person.
And even if they’d actually been going out, just because he spent money DOESN’T MEAN SHE OWES HIM THE REST OF HER LIFE. MARRIAGE IS NO LONGER A CONTRACT WHERE A MAN BUYS A WOMAN. GET THAT INTO YOUR HEADS!
And about “gold-diggers” - you’re the one deciding to let go of the money mate. No-one to blame but yourself.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND. She dated this guy for a while and things didn’t work out and then he SENT HER A BILL FOR ALL THE MONEY HE SPENT DURING THEIR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THERE WAS NO RETURN ON HIS INVESTMENT. I’m so glad she’s not with him anymore. SO GLAD.
This whole thing is pretty much a sequel to the friend zone. The guy is like “I don’t understand ! I’ve been kind and gave a lot of things to this woman, yet… she doesn’t love me ? I mean, she totally owes me love after all I did for her ! Oh well, if she doesn’t, then she’ll owe me money.”
It also follows the same “love-dispenser” pattern that usually comes with the friend zone. You know, the whole “A woman isn’t a machine you put kindness coins in until sex falls out”.
Well here, this woman isn’t some sort of machine you give money and expensive things to until marriage happens.
Being kind to someone doesn’t mean they have to be attracted to you afterwards, or that they owe you anything. Being kind to someone is like one of the things you have to do to be a decent human being. Of course, this doesn’t involve buying expensive presents for the other, but dude. They weren’t even dating. The guy just started buying her shit she probably didn’t want, expecting her to suddenly start liking him, and then demanded a fucking refund when he noticed that his “efforts” didn’t pay off.
Shanesha Taylor was arrested on March 20th by the Scottsdale Police for leaving her children ages 2 and 6 months in her car while she interviewed for a job. Ms. Taylor was homeless and could not access any child care. Her desperation to provide for herself and her children and her lack of options led her to take drastic measures in search of employment. Ms. Taylor needs support & help rather than incarceration and a criminal record that will surely decrease her chances to provide for her children in the future. We ask that Maricopa County use common-sense and provide support for Ms. Taylor and her children rather than punishment.
Shanesha Taylor is still in jail pending a $9,000 bond.
Help drop the child abuse charges against Shanesha Taylor by signing this petition at change.org. Here’s the link: http://www.change.org/petitions/bill-montgomery-drop-the-child-abuse-charges-against-shanesha-taylor?recruiter=13739587&utm_campaign=twitter_link_action_box&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition
And the highest paid public employee in your state is…
are you fucking kidding me
Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
Being startled or offended by something is not the same as being triggered by it.
The simple fact that you are a male who enjoys feminine things (or vice versa) does not mean you are trans*.
Being tapped on the shoulder by an unfamiliar person is nowhere near on par with being raped or molested.
Just because you feel sad every now and again does not mean you have depression.
Being asked out by someone you are not attracted to is not sexual harassment.
Someone is not automatically oppressing you just because they are not a member of a minority group.
Stop fucking trivializing real things so you can get asspats.
this covers a lot of topics without a lot of hoopla
i like it
i feel ron swanson would agree
Sqaure Enix games
two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all
So basically lesbian wall.e?
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED
remember when the avengers was new?
remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?
remember getting chills during this scene?
remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?
Please never forget how special The Avengers is.
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself