what the fuck is this bullshit
HES STILL THERE
THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED
This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like
No shit I mean like on a PERSON
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off
Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION. Because this is extremely important.
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing.
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs.
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls.
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”
Sorry but, coming from a woman, “blue balls” (ie pain caused by temporary fluid congestion) can be a thing, it’s just that not all men experience it, it will not cause any damage if not “treated”, and no woman should be obliged to “relieve” a guy with this problem.
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
This land is a dream
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
*sees attractive person of the same gender*
I’M GOING GAY
compliments don’t get people killed.
australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite
This rivalry’s heating up.
Okay so i found this article on Cracked and i’d just like to share with with you because well
Most of Dean’s ongoing character development involves him dealing with and resolving issues about the fact that he is only five feet tall.
Also, his father never loved him or something, and we get to hear him whine about that for four fucking years.
and then there’s
Every female that needs rescuing in the Supernatural universe is extraordinarily hot.
At no point in the show does either Sam or Dean turn to the other and say ‘Hey, have you noticed that all of the females we interact with are extraordinarily hot?’ Thre are two explanations for this:
1) Like the rest of the shows on the CW, Supernatural takes place in a world where everyone is ridiculously good looking, unless something about the episode (of their lives!) specifically calls for them to be otherwise.
2) Sam and Dean are avoiding all the ugly people who need rescuing.
flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins
- ditch your scale
- ditch counting calories
- ditch the triggering diet obsessed friends
- ditch any friend who doesn’t support you in your recovery
- trust your treatment team
- trust your meal plan
- trust yourself
- trust your body
- restore the weight
- restore your personality
- restore the light in your eyes
white people: mike brown robbed that store!
Lawyer: no he didn’t
Store owners: nope
Eye witnesses: nah
white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE
people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway
my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
made a small mistake on his German exam.
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?